Political Correctness 101

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Nanny State Has Gone Berserk!

Nanny tells us . . .

We may not discipline our children

We may not let them eat tasty food

We must pay for hysterical advertising that treats adults like children

We must not watch advertising that treats us like adults

We may not drive fast cars in industrial areas at night

We may not climb tall ladders

We may not act in ways that Nanny deems "anti-social"

We may not buy vitamins and minerals without a prescription from Nanny

We may not drink alcohol in public places

We may not smoke cigarettes at work or in the pub

We may not smoke marijuana anywhere

We may not ride a bicycle without a helmet

We may not walk a poodle without a muzzle

We may not buy fireworks that go ‘Bang!’

We may not put up bright billboards or sandwich boards around our cities

We may not cut down trees on our own property

We may not repair our own property if Nanny says we can't

We may not plant trees on our own property without Nanny’s approval of the type of tree

We may not paint our houses in colours of which Nanny disapproves

We may not build houses at all where Nanny says we can’t

We may not advertise for young female employees

We may not open for business on days Nanny specifies, If we do open for business, we must act as Nanny's unpaid tax collectors

We may not fire staff who steal from us

We may not fire staff, whatever their employment contract says

We must surrender our children to Nanny’s factory schools

We must pay for teachers that can’t teach and for centres of education that aren’t

We must believe that our money is not our own

We must not call bureaucrats “arseholes”

We must not offend people paid to boss us around with our money

We must answer stupid questions when Nanny asks us

We may not spend our own money in ways of which Nanny disapproves

We may not defend ourselves against people who try to kill us

We must pretend that snails are more important than we are

We must pretend that murderers are people too

We must pretend that totalitarian Islamists do not want us dead, that Castro’s hospitals are not abattoirs, and that Che Guevara was a humanitarian

We must apologise to tribalists for things we didn’t do

We must not offend criminals for things they did do

We must apologise to conservationists for things we need to do

We must apologise for success

We must ignore failure

We may not build new power stations that actually produce real power

We must not offend Gaia by driving big cars and enjoying overseas holidays … unless we’re a cabinet minister

We may not end our own lives when we choose

We must pay for art we don’t like and TV shows we don’t watch

We must pay middle class families to become welfare beneficiaries

We must pay no-hopers to breed

Are we all going mad … ?


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