For Sale- Missile Base

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For Sale: Titan 1 ICBM Missile Base

One-owner, rarely used, good condition.
Located about 1 1/2 hrs from Spokane, 4 hrs. from Seattle, 5 hrs. from Portland.
360 Degree Views.
Private water system.
High Power lines on sight.
Hardened buildings built to withstand One megaton nuclear blast within three thousand feet!!
Wall thicknesses up to fourteen feet.
Three 155’ tall missile silos.
A dozen other large to huge buildings underground.
Thousands of feet of connecting tunnels.
Paved roads.
Security fencing.
Buyer must provide own nuclear missiles.
Inquire at eBay.
Current bid price: $624,100.
Ask for Dr. Strangelove.