Monday, October 01, 2007

One Good Marine


A large group of Al-Qaeda fighters are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune:
"One MARINE is better than ten Al-Qaeda fighters ".
The Al-Qaeda commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out:
"One MARINE is better than one-hundred Al-Qaeda fighters."
Furious, the Al-Qaeda commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.
The MARINE'S voice calls out again:
"One MARINE is better than one-thousand Al-Qaeda fighters."
The enraged Al-Qaeda commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and Cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Al-Qaeda fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander...................

"Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There are two of them."

h/t: http://www.theodoresworld.net/

2 Comments:

Blogger MathewK said...

LOL, brilliant!!!

6:46 PM  
Blogger 10 men said...

You can't beat military humor.

2:42 PM  

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