Computer Cat Humour

The Funny Side

Funny Error Messages

Microsoft

-BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
-Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
-COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
-Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
-Error reading FAT record. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
-File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
-Invalid mouse movement.
-Press any key except... No, No, No, NOT THAT ONE!
-Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
-Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
-This is a message from God Gates: "Reboot the world. Please log off."
-This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
-To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
-User Error: Replace User.
-WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
-Windows Message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
-Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
-Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on their way.